Pidsabtan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, effective shrew.

Pidsabtan created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidsabtan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pidsabtan, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Pidsabtan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pidsabtan's Holy Commandments

1. Pidsabtan loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide from cyan foxes for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about moons.