Biggubbem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, generous ant.

Biggubbem created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Biggubbem, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Biggubbem, she will have a low opinion of you.

Biggubbem's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Biggubbem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Biggubbem in the centre of the settlement.

2. Feed all hungry tapirs.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.