Hinxemced is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise goose.

Hinxemced created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hinxemced, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hinxemced, he will think nothing of it.

Hinxemced's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Hinxemced's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Hinxemced in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always stare at clouds.