Gedbafzakomin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless bird.

Gedbafzakomin created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedbafzakomin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gedbafzakomin, she will make you grow a tail.

Gedbafzakomin's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gedbafzakomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.