Dunrulflam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving dugong.

Dunrulflam created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunrulflam, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dunrulflam, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dunrulflam's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dunrulflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never feed spinach to rats while wearing blue trousers.

5. Never look at nebulae.