Gubbudmig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, contented shrew.

Gubbudmig created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubbudmig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gubbudmig, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gubbudmig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gubbudmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Always obey Gubbudmig's priests.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gubbudmig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Never mention otters.