Raktikmap is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective gnu.

Raktikmap created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Raktikmap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Raktikmap, he will curse you with boils.

Raktikmap's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Raktikmap's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Raktikmap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help porpoises.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.