Gatrutbat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonest cat.

Gatrutbat created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatrutbat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gatrutbat, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gatrutbat's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gatrutbat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.