Cubnardad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud fox.

Cubnardad created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cubnardad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cubnardad, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cubnardad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Cubnardad's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are not to be trusted.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cubnardad.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.