Artwikmet is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil giraffe.

Artwikmet created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artwikmet, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Artwikmet, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Artwikmet's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Artwikmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Artwikmet must be the most important thing in your life.