Kamyogweg is a god.

He takes the form of a large, fast fly.

Kamyogweg created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamyogweg, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kamyogweg, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kamyogweg's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Kamyogweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of hamsters.

2. Never paint your chest violet.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Kamyogweg loves otters, so they must be respected.