Tabhitton is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong clam.

Tabhitton created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabhitton, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tabhitton, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Tabhitton's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Tabhitton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help tortoises in need.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat green fruit.