Ratwighabxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish raven.

Ratwighabxuc created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Ratwighabxuc, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ratwighabxuc, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ratwighabxuc's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ratwighabxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never write about galaxies.