Bodmetxem is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered crow.

Bodmetxem created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodmetxem, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bodmetxem, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bodmetxem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bodmetxem's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bodmetxem.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.