Nibjin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, slow narwhal.

Nibjin created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibjin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nibjin, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nibjin's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nibjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Nibjin on top of all buildings.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.