Vidfabvenyambisslikhot is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, grumpy wolf.

Vidfabvenyambisslikhot created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidfabvenyambisslikhot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidfabvenyambisslikhot, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Vidfabvenyambisslikhot's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Vidfabvenyambisslikhot's Holy Commandments

1. Vidfabvenyambisslikhot must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Do not kill ducks.