Cencudsit Kencadban is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy shrew.

Cencudsit Kencadban created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cencudsit Kencadban, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cencudsit Kencadban, she will destroy your home planet.

Cencudsit Kencadban's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cencudsit Kencadban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cencudsit Kencadban.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not hurt swans.