Komqueegdub is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy salamander.

Komqueegdub created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Komqueegdub, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Komqueegdub, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Komqueegdub's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Komqueegdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Komqueegdub on top of all buildings.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Run away from magenta voles, for they are unholy.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Komqueegdub in the centre of the settlement.