Vanyokdossnantifbad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, compassionate mole.

Vanyokdossnantifbad created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanyokdossnantifbad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vanyokdossnantifbad, it will destroy your favourite star.

Vanyokdossnantifbad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Vanyokdossnantifbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not take Vanyokdossnantifbad's name in vain.

3. Always wash your head before prayer.

4. You must pray to Vanyokdossnantifbad four times a day.

5. Never eat bark.