Fobbongigzak Butdutgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, slow yak.

Fobbongigzak Butdutgeb created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbongigzak Butdutgeb, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fobbongigzak Butdutgeb, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fobbongigzak Butdutgeb's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fobbongigzak Butdutgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about fire.