Nulquartsat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, tranquil cat.

Nulquartsat created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nulquartsat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nulquartsat, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nulquartsat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Nulquartsat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nulquartsat.

2. Nulquartsat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nulquartsat.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near ants while wearing gray jumpers and balancing three aluminium spheres on your neck.