Yikflydod is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, loving deer.

Yikflydod created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Yikflydod, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yikflydod, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yikflydod's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yikflydod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Run away from blue moths, for they are unholy.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.