Xinbafhingen is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, loving
armadillo.
Xinbafhingen created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.
If you believe in
Xinbafhingen, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Xinbafhingen, it will turn you into a slug.
Xinbafhingen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Xinbafhingen's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat bread.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Do not dye your hair brown.
4. You must pray to Xinbafhingen six times a day.
5. Run away if eight porpoises approach from the east.