Xentonominsas Hondonjad is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, slow
deer.
Xentonominsas Hondonjad created the cosmos two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xentonominsas Hondonjad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Xentonominsas Hondonjad, she will throw large rocks at you.
Xentonominsas Hondonjad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Xentonominsas Hondonjad's Holy Commandments1. Badgers are not to be trusted.
2. Do not dye your hair yellow.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.
5. Do not kill seals.