Tonvogbadham is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, dishonourable grasshopper.

Tonvogbadham created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonvogbadham, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tonvogbadham, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tonvogbadham's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tonvogbadham's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

2. You must pray to Tonvogbadham seven times a day.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about cell theory.