Kadcendud is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, grumpy dolphin.

Kadcendud created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadcendud, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kadcendud, she will make you grow a tail.

Kadcendud's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kadcendud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Kadcendud in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never feed peanuts to birds while wearing cyan dresses.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Do not keep three mites in a large pit.