Bidnatfem Lunsigarm Sidlitcuss
is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, wise
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail
.
Bidnatfem Lunsigarm Sidlitcuss
created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bidnatfem Lunsigarm Sidlitcuss
, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Bidnatfem Lunsigarm Sidlitcuss
, it will throw large rocks at you.
Bidnatfem Lunsigarm Sidlitcuss'
most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Bidnatfem Lunsigarm Sidlitcuss' Holy Commandments
1. Never write about nebulae.
2. You must love Bidnatfem Lunsigarm Sidlitcuss.
3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.
4. Never write about chlorophyll.
5. Do not jump in public.
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