Milxemlog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless whale.

Milxemlog created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Milxemlog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Milxemlog, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Milxemlog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Milxemlog's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not place strawberries upon stone.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Always obey Milxemlog's priests.