Gadhogfag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy mink.

Gadhogfag created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadhogfag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gadhogfag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Gadhogfag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gadhogfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never paint your arms white.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not keep nine turtles in a large pit.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.