Nulbabzen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unselfish newt.

Nulbabzen created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulbabzen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nulbabzen, it will not invite you to parties.

Nulbabzen's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nulbabzen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nulbabzen first in all things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Nulbabzen must be the most important thing in your life.