Ruttcudgon is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm gorilla.

Ruttcudgon created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttcudgon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ruttcudgon, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ruttcudgon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ruttcudgon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Ruttcudgon.

2. Ruttcudgon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ruttcudgon.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

5. Never pour water over plants.