Nakvoldussben is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, astonishing chicken.

Nakvoldussben created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Nakvoldussben, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nakvoldussben, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nakvoldussben's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nakvoldussben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six otters in a large pit.

2. Retreat if four badgers approach from the west.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Nakvoldussben in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.