Canbogbop is a god.

She takes the form of a small, temperamental swan.

Canbogbop created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canbogbop, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Canbogbop, she will think nothing of it.

Canbogbop's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Canbogbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always treat ducks with great respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.