Liggudcum is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, staggering beaver.

Liggudcum created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liggudcum, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Liggudcum, he will torture you forever.

Liggudcum's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Liggudcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never paint your head fawn.

5. Never eat green fruit.