Cidfeddap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient cat.

Cidfeddap created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Cidfeddap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cidfeddap, he will turn you into a dog.

Cidfeddap's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cidfeddap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Erect seven tin sculptures of Cidfeddap on top of important buildings.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must pray to Cidfeddap three times a day.