Botcissrot Vabmitgan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fast gerbil.

Botcissrot Vabmitgan created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botcissrot Vabmitgan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Botcissrot Vabmitgan, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Botcissrot Vabmitgan's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Botcissrot Vabmitgan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Botcissrot Vabmitgan.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Always help pigs.

5. Never look in ponds.