Nartbugbep is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, awesome troll.

Nartbugbep created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartbugbep, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nartbugbep, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nartbugbep's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nartbugbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta tights.

2. Hide if five nematodes approach from the east.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.