Yammilnarlliksafsogdudnad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy wasp.

Yammilnarlliksafsogdudnad created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Yammilnarlliksafsogdudnad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yammilnarlliksafsogdudnad, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yammilnarlliksafsogdudnad's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Yammilnarlliksafsogdudnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.