Himquillsug is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful tapir.

Himquillsug created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himquillsug, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Himquillsug, it will turn you into a slug.

Himquillsug's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Himquillsug's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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