Yognellwad is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, unfair
salamander.
Yognellwad created matter two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yognellwad, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Yognellwad, he will not care.
Yognellwad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Yognellwad's Holy Commandments1. Yognellwad loves snails, so they must be honoured.
2. Never paint your neck orange.
3. Never wear kilts.
4. Never write about quantum mechanics.
5. Never think about amino acids.