Pakbegfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, kind fly.

Pakbegfeb created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pakbegfeb, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pakbegfeb, it will manifest in front of you.

Pakbegfeb's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pakbegfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Pakbegfeb loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. You must never eat strawberries.