Kadjapsad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest skunk.

Kadjapsad created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Kadjapsad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kadjapsad, he will not care.

Kadjapsad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Kadjapsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about frogs.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near goats while wearing violet jumpers.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Always help eagles in need.