Bustifmin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited zebra.

Bustifmin created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bustifmin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bustifmin, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bustifmin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bustifmin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help cats in need.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Bustifmin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Put Bustifmin first in all things.

5. Do not hurt frogs.