Quamquaffoddan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody faun.

Quamquaffoddan created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamquaffoddan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quamquaffoddan, he will remove you from existence.

Quamquaffoddan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Quamquaffoddan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Quamquaffoddan in the centre of the settlement.