Logflynillarptargidrawsas is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful crab.

Logflynillarptargidrawsas created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logflynillarptargidrawsas, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Logflynillarptargidrawsas, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Logflynillarptargidrawsas' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Logflynillarptargidrawsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Run away if six geese approach from the north.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Never mention goats.