Logflynillarptargidrawsas
is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful
crab
.
Logflynillarptargidrawsas
created silver eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Logflynillarptargidrawsas
, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Logflynillarptargidrawsas
, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Logflynillarptargidrawsas'
most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Logflynillarptargidrawsas' Holy Commandments
1. Never wear jumpers.
2. Never talk about thermodynamics.
3. Run away if six geese approach from the north.
4. Never chant in holy places.
5. Never mention goats.
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