Flabcep is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful elephant.

Flabcep created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabcep, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flabcep, it will not invite you to parties.

Flabcep's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flabcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Retreat if seven badgers approach from the west.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Always stare at clouds.