Sugsomgof is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident wyrm.

Sugsomgof created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugsomgof, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sugsomgof, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sugsomgof's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sugsomgof's Holy Commandments

1. Sugsomgof must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.