Bonpomsog is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever hedgehog.

Bonpomsog created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonpomsog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bonpomsog, she will be very unhappy.

Bonpomsog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bonpomsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about spacetime near porpoises while wearing mauve trousers.

4. Run away from blue shrews, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.