Honcumtom is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered
swallow.
Honcumtom created oxygen nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Honcumtom, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Honcumtom, it will have a low opinion of you.
Honcumtom's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Honcumtom's Holy Commandments1. Learn five new languages a year.
2. Do not wear gray clothing.
3. Never hop in the presence of shrews.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never talk about dark energy near gulls while wearing mauve boots.