Volorttun is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, cheerful
deer.
Volorttun created light nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Volorttun, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Volorttun, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Volorttun's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Volorttun's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing indigo dresses and balancing six carbon spheres on your face.
2. Do not drink water in red rooms.
3. Never chant near swans.
4. Always wear fawn.
5. Do not covet oxen.