Cetfashug is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, sapient raccoon.

Cetfashug created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetfashug, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cetfashug, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cetfashug's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Cetfashug's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Erect three nickel sculptures of Cetfashug on top of important buildings.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must love Cetfashug.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.