Wipbap is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive jaguar.

Wipbap created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wipbap, it will turn you into a snail.

Wipbap's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wipbap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must pray to Wipbap three times a day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Respect your elders.